10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Welcome to kicker school
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--