10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986