10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs