10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"