10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.