10 Random Poker Quotes

Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
if u play for the thrill u are ill
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'