10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant