10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant