10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.