10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi