10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- in the poker game of life women are the rake