10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim