10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.