10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)