10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs