10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.