10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from