10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.