10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.