10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders