10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow