10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• im going to 2 out you to death