10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.