10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.