10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers