10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier