10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet