10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak