10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com