10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."