10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.