10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Welcome to kicker school
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.