10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.