10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves