10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare