10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth