10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."