10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- It's Free To Fold...
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05