10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• im going to 2 out you to death