10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!