10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike