10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Welcome to kicker school
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare