10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.