10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln