10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"