10 Random Poker Quotes

Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow