10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--