10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "No river, no fish."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright