10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.