10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.